kids

1. (kids) (459↑, 124↓)

the result unprotected [sex] of a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as [offspring] and [brats]

The misses and I took the kids to the park.

Author: uzbones3 http://kids.urbanup.com/36713

2. (Kids) (520↑, 307↓)

Annoying little bitches who cry and whine until they get what they want.

Mom: I hate our kids. Dad: Me too, maybe we should tie them to a post and light them on fire? Mom: Okay i will get the gasoline.

Author: Fat Angel http://kids.urbanup.com/1273135

3. (Kids) (328↑, 116↓)

things that interupt you while your banging you wife.

"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids\!"

Author: Terrell Robinson http://kids.urbanup.com/441784

4. (Kids) (298↑, 141↓)

The stuff that gets shot all over the place during sex.

I was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.

Author: T-ray http://kids.urbanup.com/541571

5. (kids) (192↑, 65↓)

the worst STD you can get.

man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world. man 2: AIDS man 1: no, kids. man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.

Author: urban asshole http://kids.urbanup.com/4524148

6. (kids) (109↑, 60↓)

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

Author: Saints http://kids.urbanup.com/270419

7. (Kids) (41↑, 13↓)

God's punishment for having sex

Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together\! Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia

Author: blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah http://kids.urbanup.com/5474565

8. (kids) (90↑, 64↓)

the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.

my kids are my reason for living

Author: mamajoey http://kids.urbanup.com/3163633

9. (Kids) (37↑, 16↓)

The aftermath of a frat party after you took some X and thought you were superman so no mere mortal women could ever conceive you baby.

Trippin Boy: Listen\! my sperm is like too powerful for you so like it cant get you like pregnant ya know Drunk Girl: MMMMMMKAYYYY\!\!\! (12 months, 2 [kids], and 3 heart attacks later) Not so drunk mom: hey super man wheres my welfare check? Not so trippy boy: let me just go to krypton and..... PEACE\!\!

Author: Enatap Ynohtna http://kids.urbanup.com/4732910

10. (kids) (47↑, 33↓)

an accident

"SHIT i cant believe we had these kids... i'm sorry" "YOU RUINED MY LIFE\!"

Author: narvinator =D http://kids.urbanup.com/3298919

11. (KIDS) (2↑, 3↓)

Kickin Incredibly Dope Shit

Mac Millers new album is KIDS\!

Author: hyeeeeerrr http://kids.urbanup.com/5923385

12. (Kids) (58↑, 62↓)

Little Gifts from God, that most people love, adore, and cherish

If all these kids dont stop runnin around my house, im going to rasise hell\!

Author: Lady with word http://kids.urbanup.com/2172984

13. (kids) (47↑, 52↓)

a male ejaculation....probably invented by fabolous

"oops there goes my kids all over ya face" "all she gotta do is keep swallowin my kids like the witch in hanzel and gretel

Author: Dicap http://kids.urbanup.com/48121

14. (Kids) (5↑, 11↓)

Semen

Your girlfriend sucked my dick and swallowed all my kids.

Author: G.O.A.T. 69 http://kids.urbanup.com/5385779

15. (kids) (28↑, 35↓)

See children.

Author: TanooKirby http://kids.urbanup.com/136585

16. (kids) (10↑, 18↓)

testes

Am I ever in misery\! I just took a shot in the kids\!

Author: oldgeezer http://kids.urbanup.com/4326345

17. (Kids) (34↑, 42↓)

Little demons with heads and tails.

"Man, i hate those little kids"

Author: Sukiyomi http://kids.urbanup.com/2994561

18. (kids) (12↑, 21↓)

referring to your crew, friends, homies, partners in crime.

rick - "dude, check out this [killer] weed i got.." zach - "man, my kids out west grow waay better shit than that." "your kids are [wack] bro." "u gotta meet my kids back home, yall would get along great."

Author: pooey g http://kids.urbanup.com/3203055

19. (Kids) (12↑, 21↓)

Another word for a friends. Always used in the plural.

You enter a room with more than 1 of your friends: "Hey kids."

Author: Brian http://kids.urbanup.com/756989

20. (kids) (15↑, 25↓)

The lazy way of saying 'just kidding'

Man, you look and smell like shit. (Few seconds delay while the person looks at you with horror) Kids. (Grin, and hope you get away with it)

Author: nuhuh11 http://kids.urbanup.com/3861908

21. (kids) (31↑, 41↓)

1. Childeren 2. People who find there self connected to the (punk, emo, hardcore)scene.

"Do you kids have a great show tonight?" (stretch arm strong)

Author: Ivymike http://kids.urbanup.com/453489

22. (kids) (34↑, 46↓)

the formula emitted from a male's reproductive organ.see [nut] [cum] [jism]

Oops there go my kids all over yo face.

Author: J. Fart http://kids.urbanup.com/1110150

23. (Kids) (17↑, 31↓)

Gay Men Popularized by fag hags all over the country. Beyonce has used it in her songs, Janet Jackson uses it very often, lots of female singers who loves their gay men calls em "KIDS"

"Snap for the kidsnap for them suckas few times I touch ya body, while ya touch my body We touching bodies tonight We getting bodied"-Beyonce

Author: Kyle Z http://kids.urbanup.com/2904526

24. (Kids) (5↑, 23↓)

Word used among middle class teenagers to describe pressing and important things to do

'how are the kids honey'? 'ok, but I still have to do that English coursework'

Author: Orinoco http://kids.urbanup.com/1789830

25. (kids) (1↑, 20↓)

A rating system much the same as [Hobo Power] in N killed, where N is the number killed.

Dude 1: "Bro, I slapped a supercharger to my Soarer and I was doing 240 down the motorway\!" Dude 2: "Shit\! You must have killed about 15,000 kids."

Author: hamstar http://kids.urbanup.com/1152748

26. (kids) (34↑, 54↓)

1.The gift of god. Also known as children. 5 year olds to 12 year olds are considered kids. 2. Baby goats.

"Thanks to god we have a beutiful kid" "What are you kids doing here?\!\!" ----------------------------------------- "Take those kids (baby goats) to the barn\!" The kid (baby goat) said "baaaa\!".

Author: escapedgoats http://kids.urbanup.com/842646

27. (kids) (15↑, 37↓)

shit excrament little brown broken pieces of shit

holy fuck man, I almost shit my pants and I just barely made it to the cosbey pool to drop off the kids WHAT THE FUCK DUDE\!\!\! SOME ONE DIDNT FLUSH THE SHITTER AND THIER KIDS ARE STILL FLOATING IN THERE (one of them still looks alive) (pokes at it with stick)

Author: joe clabough http://kids.urbanup.com/1079991

28. (kids) (38↑, 188↓)

something you shoud rape and kill and stab and fuck

i fucked and stabede my son today it feels good to put my cock in his ass and stab his back and fuck him when he is die ing

Author: fuck kids http://kids.urbanup.com/1247249

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Last updated: 2012.03.01